You know what I think is pretty damn cool: goatees.
Guys who wear goatees make a statement. They define themselves as guys who you'd like to hang around. . . Guys who are cool without having the latest gadgets or the latest anything.
These fuzzy guys can be the silent types, who profess that actions speak louder than words.
They will surprise, almost always for the better.
They are composed, strong, with inner strength and not bull shit attitude.
They don't have to be in your face, because they are cool. Being in your face isn't cool.
You can trust these guys. They become your best friends, lovers, fuck buddies. They are the eternal Bobby Darin. So next time you're out cruising, hit on a goatee guy. You won't be sorry.