Wednesday, September 08, 2004

So who's your Daddy Santa?

So what is Daddy Santa going to bring you this year? It's never too late to ask.

There are only so many toys that he can carry in his stocking. How about a TiVo? That way you can see Manhunt, Queer Eye, Queer as Folk and the rest of Gay TV anytime you want.

How about some form fitting leather? Daddy Santa likes wearing hot, form fitting chaps and tall boots. He wears underchaps because those wind gusts make his ride a little uncomfortable.

Be sure to leave some cookies and milk out for Daddy Santa. That way, he can keep his strength up.

Never, I repeat, NEVER, sneak up on Daddy Santa. He has his appointed rounds and has a very tight schedule.

If you happen to see Daddy Santa making his exit, show him some gratitude. After all, it's just not about giving, but receiving.

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