Friday, December 08, 2006

What's In Your Wallet and How to Keep More of It There




It's that time of year when Madison Avenue advertisers want us to unload our cash, max out our credit cards, all for the sake of spending our hard earned income.

Time and time again, we fall for this, and usually end up miserable with piles of bills to pay off.

I tell you guys, you don't have to "shop til you drop" this year.

I have cut out unnecessary spending, learning to do so last year at this time while I was mending from my operation. Not everyone needs more sweaters. So how about one sexy item like a hot jock or a pair of sexy briefs. And always add some customer service to the gift. Helping the guy try on his Christmas present is half the fun. Both the giver and the receiver are sharing in the spirit of the season.

I do know that Lance Bass' Christmas list is down by one, so is Reichen's. Too bad for these boys. It just wasn't meant to be.

Also take care where to wear your wallet in public during this high season of pickpockets. And NEVER, NEVER bring a wallet out to the bars. Only take enough cash for cab fare, and drinks and tips. And of course, your ID or driver's license. And if you must wear a wallet, put it in your front pocket. Hey, unless you're in good company like this cowboy in the above photo, it's wise to not have your wallet in a place where it could be easily grabbed and stolen. Besides, having empty back pockets in jeans, especially, allows you to show off those hot butt cheeks. WOOF.

Just wanted to share some sane tips to make your Christmas holiday a pleasant one. It's really a time to celebrate the true meaning, embrace your hot man and let him know how much you cherish him, not just on Christmas, but everyday.

P.S. Any thoughts on what to do with those candy canes that seem to end up in everybody's Christmas stocking? Well, forget those skinny ones. If you must give them, get ones that are thicker and bigger, so they are less likely to break. Used the correct way, candy canes can be a pleasurable treat, both by the fireplace or under the mistletoe. Now that's what I call celebrating the spirit of the season.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good tips. I bought my man a towel with cumrag written on it, and I think he'd liked that better than all the stuff I spent much more money on. I leave my I.D at home when I go out, because I've been robbed too many times ( Vancouver can be a little risky at times, especially some of the bars I frequent ). Happy Holidays to you.

Anonymous said...

Just a really warm hug from you would make my Dec. 25th. Unless your nicer on your blog than you are in real life. I'd still try find the good that seems to be there.

Andrew said...

"I have cut out unnecessary spending".
So does that mean my gift is not winging its way across the Pacific?

As for candy cane, I think I could do more interesting things with the thinner one.

1dude said...

Well what can I say 'bout those candysticks? They always make me hunger for more, never can leave it with just one:P

ps. you sure have your way of words buff:)

Spider said...

I love your ideas for gifts Buff - I can think of several friends I would love to help try on a jock...

cola boy said...

Hope your holidays are wonderful, too, Buff! Thanks for the seasonal tips. :-)

JB said...

Christmas is far too commercialised... Although I could do with a new jockstrap...

Will said...

Helping him on with his new sexy underwear may be fun, but I'd much rather help take it off!

I'm sick of all the rampant commercialism. I think it's time for gay men to completely reinvent Christmas and all the winter holidays. We've already reinvented opera, theater, dance and the other arts. It's time to branch out into holidays--who knows how to throw a better party, diner or other celebration than us?

Buff, a big SMOOOOCH from Boston.

Eric said...

i need to hang with your crew!